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Funny Short Jokes in English (120 words total)
1. Doctor & Patient
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!
Doctor: Then pull yourself together!
2. Math Problem
Teacher: If you had 10 chocolates and ate 7, what would you have?
Student: Happiness!
3. Wife & Husband
Wife: Honey, do I look fat?
Husband: No, but my eyes need a check-up!
4. Police & Thief
Police: Why did you rob the bank?
Thief: Because that’s where the money is!
5. Funny Diet
Friend: I’m on a seafood diet.
Me: What’s that?
Friend: I see food, and I eat it!
1. Doctor & Patient
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!
Doctor: Then pull yourself together!
2. Math Problem
Teacher: If you had 10 chocolates and ate 7, what would you have?
Student: Happiness!
3. Wife & Husband
Wife: Honey, do I look fat?
Husband: No, but my eyes need a check-up!
4. Police & Thief
Police: Why did you rob the bank?
Thief: Because that’s where the money is!
5. Funny Diet
Friend: I’m on a seafood diet.
Me: What’s that?
Friend: I see food, and I eat it!
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$BTC Funny Short Jokes in English (120 words total)
1. Doctor & Patient
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!
Doctor: Then pull yourself together!
2. Math Problem
Teacher: If you had 10 chocolates and ate 7, what would you have?
Student: Happiness!
3. Wife & Husband
Wife: Honey, do I look fat?
Husband: No, but my eyes need a check-up!
4. Police & Thief
Police: Why did you rob the bank?
Thief: Because that’s where the money is!
5. Funny Diet
Friend: I’m on a seafood diet.
Me: What’s that?
Friend: I see food, and I eat it!
1. Doctor & Patient
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!
Doctor: Then pull yourself together!
2. Math Problem
Teacher: If you had 10 chocolates and ate 7, what would you have?
Student: Happiness!
3. Wife & Husband
Wife: Honey, do I look fat?
Husband: No, but my eyes need a check-up!
4. Police & Thief
Police: Why did you rob the bank?
Thief: Because that’s where the money is!
5. Funny Diet
Friend: I’m on a seafood diet.
Me: What’s that?
Friend: I see food, and I eat it!
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#USNationalDebt Funny Short Jokes in English (120 words total)
1. Doctor & Patient
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!
Doctor: Then pull yourself together!
2. Math Problem
Teacher: If you had 10 chocolates and ate 7, what would you have?
Student: Happiness!
3. Wife & Husband
Wife: Honey, do I look fat?
Husband: No, but my eyes need a check-up!
4. Police & Thief
Police: Why did you rob the bank?
Thief: Because that’s where the money is!
5. Funny Diet
Friend: I’m on a seafood diet.
Me: What’s that?
Friend: I see food, and I eat it!
1. Doctor & Patient
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!
Doctor: Then pull yourself together!
2. Math Problem
Teacher: If you had 10 chocolates and ate 7, what would you have?
Student: Happiness!
3. Wife & Husband
Wife: Honey, do I look fat?
Husband: No, but my eyes need a check-up!
4. Police & Thief
Police: Why did you rob the bank?
Thief: Because that’s where the money is!
5. Funny Diet
Friend: I’m on a seafood diet.
Me: What’s that?
Friend: I see food, and I eat it!
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#USNationalDebt Funny Short Jokes in English (120 words total)
1. Doctor & Patient
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!
Doctor: Then pull yourself together!
2. Math Problem
Teacher: If you had 10 chocolates and ate 7, what would you have?
Student: Happiness!
3. Wife & Husband
Wife: Honey, do I look fat?
Husband: No, but my eyes need a check-up!
4. Police & Thief
Police: Why did you rob the bank?
Thief: Because that’s where the money is!
5. Funny Diet
Friend: I’m on a seafood diet.
Me: What’s that?
Friend: I see food, and I eat it!
1. Doctor & Patient
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!
Doctor: Then pull yourself together!
2. Math Problem
Teacher: If you had 10 chocolates and ate 7, what would you have?
Student: Happiness!
3. Wife & Husband
Wife: Honey, do I look fat?
Husband: No, but my eyes need a check-up!
4. Police & Thief
Police: Why did you rob the bank?
Thief: Because that’s where the money is!
5. Funny Diet
Friend: I’m on a seafood diet.
Me: What’s that?
Friend: I see food, and I eat it!
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#OrderTypes101 Chistes Cortos Divertidos en Inglés (120 palabras en total)
1. Doctor y Paciente
Paciente: ¡Doctor, me siento como un par de cortinas!
Doctor: ¡Entonces relájate!
2. Problema de Matemáticas
Maestro: Si tuvieras 10 chocolates y comieras 7, ¿qué tendrías?
Estudiante: ¡Felicidad!
3. Esposa y Esposo
Esposa: Cariño, ¿me veo gorda?
Esposo: No, pero ¡mis ojos necesitan un chequeo!
4. Policía y Ladrón
Policía: ¿Por qué robaste el banco?
Ladrón: ¡Porque ahí es donde está el dinero!
5. Dieta Divertida
Amigo: Estoy en una dieta de mariscos.
Yo: ¿Qué es eso?
Amigo: ¡Veo comida y la como!
1. Doctor y Paciente
Paciente: ¡Doctor, me siento como un par de cortinas!
Doctor: ¡Entonces relájate!
2. Problema de Matemáticas
Maestro: Si tuvieras 10 chocolates y comieras 7, ¿qué tendrías?
Estudiante: ¡Felicidad!
3. Esposa y Esposo
Esposa: Cariño, ¿me veo gorda?
Esposo: No, pero ¡mis ojos necesitan un chequeo!
4. Policía y Ladrón
Policía: ¿Por qué robaste el banco?
Ladrón: ¡Porque ahí es donde está el dinero!
5. Dieta Divertida
Amigo: Estoy en una dieta de mariscos.
Yo: ¿Qué es eso?
Amigo: ¡Veo comida y la como!
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#CEXvsDEX101 Chistes Cortos Divertidos en Inglés (120 palabras en total)
1. Doctor & Paciente
Paciente: ¡Doctor, me siento como un par de cortinas!
Doctor: ¡Entonces, recógete!
2. Problema de Matemáticas
Maestro: Si tuvieras 10 chocolates y comieras 7, ¿qué tendrías?
Estudiante: ¡Felicidad!
3. Esposa & Esposo
Esposa: Cariño, ¿me veo gorda?
Esposo: No, ¡pero mis ojos necesitan un chequeo!
4. Policía & Ladrón
Policía: ¿Por qué robaste el banco?
Ladrón: ¡Porque ahí es donde está el dinero!
5. Dieta Divertida
Amigo: Estoy en una dieta de mariscos.
Yo: ¿Qué es eso?
Amigo: ¡Veo comida y la como!
1. Doctor & Paciente
Paciente: ¡Doctor, me siento como un par de cortinas!
Doctor: ¡Entonces, recógete!
2. Problema de Matemáticas
Maestro: Si tuvieras 10 chocolates y comieras 7, ¿qué tendrías?
Estudiante: ¡Felicidad!
3. Esposa & Esposo
Esposa: Cariño, ¿me veo gorda?
Esposo: No, ¡pero mis ojos necesitan un chequeo!
4. Policía & Ladrón
Policía: ¿Por qué robaste el banco?
Ladrón: ¡Porque ahí es donde está el dinero!
5. Dieta Divertida
Amigo: Estoy en una dieta de mariscos.
Yo: ¿Qué es eso?
Amigo: ¡Veo comida y la como!
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$BTC Funny Short Jokes in English (120 words total)
1. Doctor & Patient
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!
Doctor: Then pull yourself together!
2. Math Problem
Teacher: If you had 10 chocolates and ate 7, what would you have?
Student: Happiness!
3. Wife & Husband
Wife: Honey, do I look fat?
Husband: No, but my eyes need a check-up!
4. Police & Thief
Police: Why did you rob the bank?
Thief: Because that’s where the money is!
5. Funny Diet
Friend: I’m on a seafood diet.
Me: What’s that?
Friend: I see food, and I eat it!
1. Doctor & Patient
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!
Doctor: Then pull yourself together!
2. Math Problem
Teacher: If you had 10 chocolates and ate 7, what would you have?
Student: Happiness!
3. Wife & Husband
Wife: Honey, do I look fat?
Husband: No, but my eyes need a check-up!
4. Police & Thief
Police: Why did you rob the bank?
Thief: Because that’s where the money is!
5. Funny Diet
Friend: I’m on a seafood diet.
Me: What’s that?
Friend: I see food, and I eat it!
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#TradingTypes101 Chistes Cortos Divertidos en Inglés (120 palabras en total)
1. Doctor & Paciente
Paciente: Doctor, ¡me siento como un par de cortinas!
Doctor: ¡Entonces, recógete!
2. Problema de Matemáticas
Maestro: Si tuvieras 10 chocolates y comieras 7, ¿qué tendrías?
Estudiante: ¡Felicidad!
3. Esposa & Esposo
Esposa: Cariño, ¿me veo gorda?
Esposo: No, ¡pero mis ojos necesitan un chequeo!
4. Policía & Ladrón
Policía: ¿Por qué robaste el banco?
Ladrón: ¡Porque ahí es donde está el dinero!
5. Dieta Divertida
Amigo: Estoy en una dieta de mariscos.
Yo: ¿Qué es eso?
Amigo: ¡Veo comida y la como!
1. Doctor & Paciente
Paciente: Doctor, ¡me siento como un par de cortinas!
Doctor: ¡Entonces, recógete!
2. Problema de Matemáticas
Maestro: Si tuvieras 10 chocolates y comieras 7, ¿qué tendrías?
Estudiante: ¡Felicidad!
3. Esposa & Esposo
Esposa: Cariño, ¿me veo gorda?
Esposo: No, ¡pero mis ojos necesitan un chequeo!
4. Policía & Ladrón
Policía: ¿Por qué robaste el banco?
Ladrón: ¡Porque ahí es donde está el dinero!
5. Dieta Divertida
Amigo: Estoy en una dieta de mariscos.
Yo: ¿Qué es eso?
Amigo: ¡Veo comida y la como!
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Funny Short Jokes in English (120 words total)
1. Doctor & Patient
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!
Doctor: Then pull yourself together!
2. Math Problem
Teacher: If you had 10 chocolates and ate 7, what would you have?
Student: Happiness!
3. Wife & Husband
Wife: Honey, do I look fat?
Husband: No, but my eyes need a check-up!
4. Police & Thief
Police: Why did you rob the bank?
Thief: Because that’s where the money is!
5. Funny Diet
Friend: I’m on a seafood diet.
Me: What’s that?
Friend: I see food, and I eat it!
1. Doctor & Patient
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!
Doctor: Then pull yourself together!
2. Math Problem
Teacher: If you had 10 chocolates and ate 7, what would you have?
Student: Happiness!
3. Wife & Husband
Wife: Honey, do I look fat?
Husband: No, but my eyes need a check-up!
4. Police & Thief
Police: Why did you rob the bank?
Thief: Because that’s where the money is!
5. Funny Diet
Friend: I’m on a seafood diet.
Me: What’s that?
Friend: I see food, and I eat it!
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Funny Short Jokes in English (120 words total)
1. Doctor & Patient
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!
Doctor: Then pull yourself together!
2. Math Problem
Teacher: If you had 10 chocolates and ate 7, what would you have?
Student: Happiness!
3. Wife & Husband
Wife: Honey, do I look fat?
Husband: No, but my eyes need a check-up!
4. Police & Thief
Police: Why did you rob the bank?
Thief: Because that’s where the money is!
5. Funny Diet
Friend: I’m on a seafood diet.
Me: What’s that?
Friend: I see food, and I eat it!
1. Doctor & Patient
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!
Doctor: Then pull yourself together!
2. Math Problem
Teacher: If you had 10 chocolates and ate 7, what would you have?
Student: Happiness!
3. Wife & Husband
Wife: Honey, do I look fat?
Husband: No, but my eyes need a check-up!
4. Police & Thief
Police: Why did you rob the bank?
Thief: Because that’s where the money is!
5. Funny Diet
Friend: I’m on a seafood diet.
Me: What’s that?
Friend: I see food, and I eat it!
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#CryptoRegulation Chistes Cortos Divertidos en Inglés (120 palabras en total)
1. Doctor y Paciente
Paciente: ¡Doctor, me siento como un par de cortinas!
Doctor: ¡Entonces, recompónte!
2. Problema de Matemáticas
Maestro: Si tuvieras 10 chocolates y comieras 7, ¿qué tendrías?
Estudiante: ¡Felicidad!
3. Esposa y Esposo
Esposa: Cariño, ¿me veo gorda?
Esposo: No, ¡pero mis ojos necesitan un chequeo!
4. Policía y Ladrón
Policía: ¿Por qué robaste el banco?
Ladrón: ¡Porque ahí es donde está el dinero!
5. Dieta Divertida
Amigo: Estoy en una dieta de mariscos.
Yo: ¿Qué es eso?
Amigo: ¡Veo comida, y la como!
1. Doctor y Paciente
Paciente: ¡Doctor, me siento como un par de cortinas!
Doctor: ¡Entonces, recompónte!
2. Problema de Matemáticas
Maestro: Si tuvieras 10 chocolates y comieras 7, ¿qué tendrías?
Estudiante: ¡Felicidad!
3. Esposa y Esposo
Esposa: Cariño, ¿me veo gorda?
Esposo: No, ¡pero mis ojos necesitan un chequeo!
4. Policía y Ladrón
Policía: ¿Por qué robaste el banco?
Ladrón: ¡Porque ahí es donde está el dinero!
5. Dieta Divertida
Amigo: Estoy en una dieta de mariscos.
Yo: ¿Qué es eso?
Amigo: ¡Veo comida, y la como!
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$BTC Funny Short Jokes in English (120 words total)
1. Doctor & Patient
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!
Doctor: Then pull yourself together!
2. Math Problem
Teacher: If you had 10 chocolates and ate 7, what would you have?
Student: Happiness!
3. Wife & Husband
Wife: Honey, do I look fat?
Husband: No, but my eyes need a check-up!
4. Police & Thief
Police: Why did you rob the bank?
Thief: Because that’s where the money is!
5. Funny Diet
Friend: I’m on a seafood diet.
Me: What’s that?
Friend: I see food, and I eat it!
1. Doctor & Patient
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!
Doctor: Then pull yourself together!
2. Math Problem
Teacher: If you had 10 chocolates and ate 7, what would you have?
Student: Happiness!
3. Wife & Husband
Wife: Honey, do I look fat?
Husband: No, but my eyes need a check-up!
4. Police & Thief
Police: Why did you rob the bank?
Thief: Because that’s where the money is!
5. Funny Diet
Friend: I’m on a seafood diet.
Me: What’s that?
Friend: I see food, and I eat it!
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#LaunchpadWars Funny Short Jokes in English (120 words total)
1. Doctor & Patient
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!
Doctor: Then pull yourself together!
2. Math Problem
Teacher: If you had 10 chocolates and ate 7, what would you have?
Student: Happiness!
3. Wife & Husband
Wife: Honey, do I look fat?
Husband: No, but my eyes need a check-up!
4. Police & Thief
Police: Why did you rob the bank?
Thief: Because that’s where the money is!
5. Funny Diet
Friend: I’m on a seafood diet.
Me: What’s that?
Friend: I see food, and I eat it!
1. Doctor & Patient
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!
Doctor: Then pull yourself together!
2. Math Problem
Teacher: If you had 10 chocolates and ate 7, what would you have?
Student: Happiness!
3. Wife & Husband
Wife: Honey, do I look fat?
Husband: No, but my eyes need a check-up!
4. Police & Thief
Police: Why did you rob the bank?
Thief: Because that’s where the money is!
5. Funny Diet
Friend: I’m on a seafood diet.
Me: What’s that?
Friend: I see food, and I eat it!
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#BinancePizza Funny Short Jokes in English (120 words total)
1. Doctor & Patient
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!
Doctor: Then pull yourself together!
2. Math Problem
Teacher: If you had 10 chocolates and ate 7, what would you have?
Student: Happiness!
3. Wife & Husband
Wife: Honey, do I look fat?
Husband: No, but my eyes need a check-up!
4. Police & Thief
Police: Why did you rob the bank?
Thief: Because that’s where the money is!
5. Funny Diet
Friend: I’m on a seafood diet.
Me: What’s that?
Friend: I see food, and I eat it!
1. Doctor & Patient
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!
Doctor: Then pull yourself together!
2. Math Problem
Teacher: If you had 10 chocolates and ate 7, what would you have?
Student: Happiness!
3. Wife & Husband
Wife: Honey, do I look fat?
Husband: No, but my eyes need a check-up!
4. Police & Thief
Police: Why did you rob the bank?
Thief: Because that’s where the money is!
5. Funny Diet
Friend: I’m on a seafood diet.
Me: What’s that?
Friend: I see food, and I eat it!
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#CryptoRegulation Funny Short Jokes in English (120 words total)
1. Doctor & Patient
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!
Doctor: Then pull yourself together!
2. Math Problem
Teacher: If you had 10 chocolates and ate 7, what would you have?
Student: Happiness!
3. Wife & Husband
Wife: Honey, do I look fat?
Husband: No, but my eyes need a check-up!
4. Police & Thief
Police: Why did you rob the bank?
Thief: Because that’s where the money is!
5. Funny Diet
Friend: I’m on a seafood diet.
Me: What’s that?
Friend: I see food, and I eat it!
1. Doctor & Patient
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!
Doctor: Then pull yourself together!
2. Math Problem
Teacher: If you had 10 chocolates and ate 7, what would you have?
Student: Happiness!
3. Wife & Husband
Wife: Honey, do I look fat?
Husband: No, but my eyes need a check-up!
4. Police & Thief
Police: Why did you rob the bank?
Thief: Because that’s where the money is!
5. Funny Diet
Friend: I’m on a seafood diet.
Me: What’s that?
Friend: I see food, and I eat it!
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$BTC Funny Short Jokes in English (120 words total)
1. Doctor & Patient
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!
Doctor: Then pull yourself together!
2. Math Problem
Teacher: If you had 10 chocolates and ate 7, what would you have?
Student: Happiness!
3. Wife & Husband
Wife: Honey, do I look fat?
Husband: No, but my eyes need a check-up!
4. Police & Thief
Police: Why did you rob the bank?
Thief: Because that’s where the money is!
5. Funny Diet
Friend: I’m on a seafood diet.
Me: What’s that?
Friend: I see food, and I eat it!
1. Doctor & Patient
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!
Doctor: Then pull yourself together!
2. Math Problem
Teacher: If you had 10 chocolates and ate 7, what would you have?
Student: Happiness!
3. Wife & Husband
Wife: Honey, do I look fat?
Husband: No, but my eyes need a check-up!
4. Police & Thief
Police: Why did you rob the bank?
Thief: Because that’s where the money is!
5. Funny Diet
Friend: I’m on a seafood diet.
Me: What’s that?
Friend: I see food, and I eat it!
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#TrumpTariffs Funny Short Jokes in English (120 words total)
1. Doctor & Patient
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!
Doctor: Then pull yourself together!
2. Math Problem
Teacher: If you had 10 chocolates and ate 7, what would you have?
Student: Happiness!
3. Wife & Husband
Wife: Honey, do I look fat?
Husband: No, but my eyes need a check-up!
4. Police & Thief
Police: Why did you rob the bank?
Thief: Because that’s where the money is!
5. Funny Diet
Friend: I’m on a seafood diet.
Me: What’s that?
Friend: I see food, and I eat it!
1. Doctor & Patient
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!
Doctor: Then pull yourself together!
2. Math Problem
Teacher: If you had 10 chocolates and ate 7, what would you have?
Student: Happiness!
3. Wife & Husband
Wife: Honey, do I look fat?
Husband: No, but my eyes need a check-up!
4. Police & Thief
Police: Why did you rob the bank?
Thief: Because that’s where the money is!
5. Funny Diet
Friend: I’m on a seafood diet.
Me: What’s that?
Friend: I see food, and I eat it!
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#CryptoRoundTableRemarks Funny Short Jokes in English (120 words total)
1. Doctor & Patient
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!
Doctor: Then pull yourself together!
2. Math Problem
Teacher: If you had 10 chocolates and ate 7, what would you have?
Student: Happiness!
3. Wife & Husband
Wife: Honey, do I look fat?
Husband: No, but my eyes need a check-up!
4. Police & Thief
Police: Why did you rob the bank?
Thief: Because that’s where the money is!
5. Funny Diet
Friend: I’m on a seafood diet.
Me: What’s that?
Friend: I see food, and I eat it!
1. Doctor & Patient
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!
Doctor: Then pull yourself together!
2. Math Problem
Teacher: If you had 10 chocolates and ate 7, what would you have?
Student: Happiness!
3. Wife & Husband
Wife: Honey, do I look fat?
Husband: No, but my eyes need a check-up!
4. Police & Thief
Police: Why did you rob the bank?
Thief: Because that’s where the money is!
5. Funny Diet
Friend: I’m on a seafood diet.
Me: What’s that?
Friend: I see food, and I eat it!
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#CryptoCPIWatch Chistes Cortos Divertidos en Inglés (120 palabras en total)
1. Doctor & Paciente
Paciente: ¡Doctor, me siento como un par de cortinas!
Doctor: ¡Entonces, recógete!
2. Problema de Matemáticas
Maestro: Si tuvieras 10 chocolates y comieras 7, ¿qué tendrías?
Estudiante: ¡Felicidad!
3. Esposa & Esposo
Esposa: Cariño, ¿me veo gorda?
Esposo: No, pero mis ojos necesitan un chequeo!
4. Policía & Ladrón
Policía: ¿Por qué robaste el banco?
Ladrón: ¡Porque ahí es donde está el dinero!
5. Dieta Divertida
Amigo: Estoy en una dieta de mariscos.
Yo: ¿Qué es eso?
Amigo: ¡Veo comida y la como!
1. Doctor & Paciente
Paciente: ¡Doctor, me siento como un par de cortinas!
Doctor: ¡Entonces, recógete!
2. Problema de Matemáticas
Maestro: Si tuvieras 10 chocolates y comieras 7, ¿qué tendrías?
Estudiante: ¡Felicidad!
3. Esposa & Esposo
Esposa: Cariño, ¿me veo gorda?
Esposo: No, pero mis ojos necesitan un chequeo!
4. Policía & Ladrón
Policía: ¿Por qué robaste el banco?
Ladrón: ¡Porque ahí es donde está el dinero!
5. Dieta Divertida
Amigo: Estoy en una dieta de mariscos.
Yo: ¿Qué es eso?
Amigo: ¡Veo comida y la como!
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