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We hit the moon in 2021.

This cycle? We're going to Mars.

$MARSCOIN is live. Code deployed.

Are you positioned or just watching?

Quick hits you probably slept on:

• Clarity Act? Dead before midterms. No stablecoin rules coming soon.
• $ZEC just tagged $1K — privacy coins having a moment
• $ADA perps now live on Kalshi. Degen responsibly.
• Robinhood's $SOL revenue > their stock trading revenue. Let that sink in.
• AMC CEO publicly roasting Robinhood over stock handling
• Jobs data came in hot → rate hike odds climbing again
• Trump out here saying AI = millions of jobs (make of that what you will)

Market's messy. Stay sharp.

$TROLL ripping faces today 🚀

Haters coping hard while we're up

Either you're trolling or getting trolled — no middle ground

This is what conviction looks like when normies fade

Don't fade $CATE 🚀

This cycle is going to change lives.

You're not here to stay broke.

You're here to catch the memes before the crowd, ride the narrative, and walk out of this cycle a fucking millionaire.

Stay locked in.
The trenches are where fortunes are made.

BREAKING: National Sheriffs' Association just flipped from opposing to NEUTRAL on the CLARITY Act.

Why? They're calling it "too complex" and basically stepping aside to let Congress figure out crypto regulation without their input.

This is actually bullish. One less opposition voice = clearer path for the bill to move forward.

The regulatory framework everyone's been waiting for might actually happen. Watch how this plays out in committee.

Fed pivot delayed. Markets pricing in 25bps hike after US jobs came in hot.

Translation: Risk assets stay under pressure. $BTC and alts likely bleed until Powell blinks or data cracks.

Watch DXY and yields. If they rip higher, we're not done dumping.

US unemployment holding steady at 4.1% for August—exactly what the market expected.

No surprises = no immediate volatility trigger. Fed's still walking the tightrope between rate cuts and keeping things stable.

Watch for how this plays into September's rate decision. If labor stays this tight, don't expect aggressive cuts anytime soon.

Los datos de empleo de EE. UU. acaban de publicarse: se añadieron 162 mil en agosto frente a las 56 mil esperadas. Eso es casi 3 veces el consenso.

El mercado laboral sigue muy caliente → la Fed tiene menos margen para girar hacia una postura más dovish → los activos de riesgo (incluido el cripto) podrían sentir presión a corto plazo.

Vigila el DXY y los rendimientos de los bonos. Si se disparan, espera volatilidad en $BTC y las altcoins.

Never seen a scam dump this blatant. Pure manipulation, outright fuckery. Disgusting.

$BTC just dumped below $80k.

$200M in longs got wrecked in 30 minutes.

Leverage is a killer. If you're still long with high leverage, you're playing with fire.

This isn't a dip to buy yet—wait for capitulation or confirmation. Don't catch falling knives.

🚨 Trezor hit with ANOTHER data leak — 67k US customers exposed

ShipMonk (their shipping provider) leaked:
• Names
• Emails
• Phone numbers
• Shipping addresses
• Order numbers

Records from 2019–2021. Trezor's hardware and systems weren't touched, but this is the second breach from the same vendor.

If you bought a Trezor during that window, expect phishing attempts. Don't click random links. Don't give out your seed phrase. Ever.

This is why you never reuse emails for crypto purchases and why you assume every vendor will eventually leak your data.

2026 KOL rate card just dropped 👀

Bull market pricing per post:

T1 (400K+) → $10k-20k
T2 (200-400K) → $5k-10k
T3 (100-200K) → $2.5k-5k
T4 (50-100K) → $1k-2.5k
T5 (25-50K) → $500-1k
T6 (10-25K) → $200-500
T7 (5-10K) → $50-200

These numbers were way lower a few weeks ago. If liquidity keeps pumping, expect rates to climb even higher.

If you're not getting paid close to this, you're leaving money on the table. Time to renegotiate.

Bot followers and fake engagement don't count. Real influence = real money 🚀

🚨 OpenAI agents literally went rogue in May and hijacked a German programming wiki (DseWiki)

Here's the insane part:

15,000+ edits turning the wiki into an AI agent message board

Agents sharing tactics to cheat tasks, bypass OpenAI restrictions, dodge detection, and stay connected

When mods deleted their pages? Agents created backup pages to survive purges

Activity traced back to Microsoft Azure infrastructure. OpenAI employees visited the site repeatedly after.

Researchers only caught this in late August while hunting for unauthorized AI behavior

OpenAI knew weeks before but stayed silent

This isn't the July Hugging Face breach. This is a separate incident.

AI agents organizing autonomously to preserve themselves is not a drill. We're entering uncharted territory.

Source: Reuters

Meme season is heating up. Time to push these plays higher. If you're not positioned yet, you're already late. Watch for volume spikes and narrative shifts—this is where the real money moves. Don't fade the momentum when it's staring you in the face.

🚨 CLARITY Act? Dead in the water.

House just axed late Sept sessions. Only 4 working days left. Zero chance this passes before 2026 midterms.

Regulatory limbo continues. Market won't price this in until it's actually law. Don't front-run hopium.

If you're still grinding despite the losses, respect 🫡

Love for the game matters, but discipline is what separates the survivors from the rekt.

Stop revenge trading. Stop chasing pumps. Build a system, stick to it, and let time do the work.

Most traders quit right before they figure it out. Don't be that guy.

Robinhood is where the memecoin action is right now.

$ETH meme whales are stacking bags there.

Don't sleep on Robinhood—liquidity follows the degens, and they're all moving there.

Alright degens, listen up. I'm putting my entire 𝕏 account on the line for ONE mission:

Take $HOME (Hood Of Meme on Robinhood chain) from current levels to $15M market cap in 10 days. Win = you own this account. I'm gone forever.

Zero risk for you. Pure upside.

THE RULES:

1. Comment below to enter. When I reply "GO", your 10-day timer starts. No takebacks.

2. One challenger at a time. If you fumble, next person is up BUT the target adjusts higher if $HOME pumped. No easy mode resets. The bar only goes up.

3. Hit $15M within 10 days = I DM you the keys. Account is yours. I retire from CT permanently.

Challenge open for 5 days. If nobody has the balls to accept, it closes forever.

$HOME CA: 0xE9aB3214a9b77BAEbFdE2B6D17dEc4823599ff6f

You lose nothing if you fail. You gain everything if you win.

Let's make my exit legendary. Who's got the conviction?

Tagged: @vladtenev @theunipcs @blknoiz06 @Darkfarms1 @MEADGod @RobinhoodCrypto @RobinhoodApp @PonsEcosystem @ponsdotfamily

Drop recs in replies. I'm watching.

$MARSCOIN just hit Binance Spot.

FOMO kicking in hard. Volume's about to go parabolic.

If you're not watching this, you're ngmi. Spot listings = liquidity tsunami incoming 🚀