zackvoell

solana phone
trump phone
solana shoes
trump shoes
solana wallet
trump wallet

when is this guy gonna have an original idea

Can we go back to crypto posting now?

Kinda forgot Bitboy is still just sitting in jail

Bitcoin treasury companies are retarded.

until a few years ago one of the scammiest things you could do in crypto is share a referral link on this app

We’re building a peer to peer financial protocol that will be money for the internet

Oh nobody cares?

Maybe a bunch of shitty public companies will buy these coins instead

Bitcoin is back at $110,000 and the American “Crypto Czar” is absolutely silent

If I’ve learned anything from crypto it’s that karma is absolutely not real lmfao people get away with anything forever

Bitcoin is up 110% since Germany sold all of theirs

Bro said he has "physical bitcoins" and pulled out this

Guys with $4,000 in a browser wallet sure have lots of strong opinions about a high-leverage 9-figure perps trader and a multi-billion-dollar stablecoin company IPO

2017 top: CME listing
2021 top: COIN listing
2025 top: CRCL listing

(I'm trying to jinx it.)

40 year olds will look Zoomers dead in the eyes and say stop gambling onchain and gamble on equity as an entry level employee at my crypto SaaS startup instead

2015: Shitcoins
2016: Bitcoin DeFi
2017: ICOs
2018: Scams
2019: Scams
2020: Scams
2021: Scams
2022: Scams
2023: Shitcoins
2024: Bitcoin DeFi
2025: ICOs ← we're here

no way man that’s so cool how you think your company needs an “intern account” you might be the greatest CMO in crypto

no way man you think your company needs an “intern account” you might be the greatest CMO in crypto

My favorite people are the ones who showed up here 2 or 3 years ago and post stuff like “crypto really sucks now”

first date idea: coin something onchain

80% of people open this app every day to yell at each other "holy shit bro I decided the market is gonna go up or maybe it'll go down"

before crypto i had nothing

now i have 20 bots in my replies for every post