$TRUMP 🚨 Breaking News (But not really… unless?) 🚨
America may be preparing to inject pure happiness directly into people's wallets. 🇺🇸💸
The new Treasury Secretary has hinted at two crazy proposals - Wall Street is already doing victory laps.
1️⃣ $2,000 boost for families
Families earning less than $100K could receive a direct cash rebate of $2,000.
No points. No vouchers. No cryptocurrencies. Just cash.
👉 And yes, they say it helps fight inflation... the exciting twist this year.
2️⃣ "Trump's Baby Accounts" for newborns 👶📈
Every child born after January 1, 2025, will automatically receive a $1,000 investment account - fully invested in U.S. stocks.
Imagine being three years old and showing off Apple and Tesla stocks on the playground.
TL;DR
➡️ Families get money.
➡️ Kids become investors.
➡️ Markets get a new caffeine boost. ☕🚀
If this actually becomes law, 2025 may be the first year even newborns say:
"I’m up 12% since the beginning of the year." $ASTER
