Ah, the grand spectacle of US politics finally concludes its latest episode — the government shutdown ‘resolution,’ or as we call it behind the scenes, the ultimate liquidity cliffhanger.
While Capitol Hill played chicken with the nation’s wallet, $BTC and $ETH had their own drama, tumbling as if betting on the spectacle itself was some kind of investment strategy.
Now that the show’s back on the road, we await the promised flood of liquidity like kids waiting for candy—only to realize it might be more sugar-coated political theater than actual cash.
Beware crypto fans: when politicians say ‘deal,’ they mean ‘delay with style,’ and your ‘decentralized future’ just bought front-row tickets to the greatest irony—dependence on centralized chaos. Welcome back to the spectacle, where even your digital freedom dances to Capitol’s puppet strings.
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