$BTC Bulls Declare 4-Digit Dips Illegal 🧙‍♂️💰

$BTC just tapped a 24h high of $107,500 after bouncing from $104,667 — the chart’s doing yoga while traders pretend they predicted it all along. 🧘‍♂️📈

Despite a little resistance at the top, the market’s vibing hard. Buyers out here defending support like it’s their childhood home. 🛡️

📊 Totally Serious Trade Setup:

🌀 Entry Zone: $106,000 – $106,400

🎯 Target 1: $107,200 (warm-up run)

🎯 Target 2: $108,000 (the hopium zone)

🎯 Target 3: $109,200 (where memes become mansions)

💀 Stop Loss: $105,000 (aka “not gonna happen”)

If breaks and holds above $107,500 with solid volume, expect candles so green you’ll need sunglasses. 😎🕶️

⚡️ Let’s go traders — it’s time to pray to the Satoshi gods and send this thing to Valhalla!

$BTC

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