🚀 BREAKING: Trump just tried to borrow 100% of China’s tech— and accidentally crashed crypto


Today’s crypto crash: like your phone plunging off a cliff—but for your portfolio.


🔥 Reasons in brief:

  • Traders got liquidated like bad jokes in a ghost town (>$1.7 b).

  • Trump dropped the “tariff bomb” — 100% on Chinese tech imports.

  • Fed got cold feet on more rate cuts & bond yields danced.


But hey, who said storms don’t breed opportunity?


💡 Advice (from your resident crypto cynic):

• This dip? Could be your discounted entry.

• Focus on fundamentally sound projects (not hype memecoins).

• Don’t use high leverage — your only surprise should be gains, not margin calls.
#crash
• Keep a small portion in “fun bets,” rest in steady plays.


#TrumpTariffs

TL;DR: The market got spooked, but that doesn’t mean it’s dead. Watch carefully, choose wisely, and maybe—just maybe—buy when others are running for the exits.

#MarketPullback $SOL $BNB