1. Why did the crypto trader break up with fiat?
Because they wanted a stable relationship… but it was too centralized.
2. Why don’t crypto investors ever get sunburned?
Because they HODL in the shade.
3. How do you organize a crypto party?
You set up a blockchain.
5. What do you call a crypto investor who sells during a dip?
A “Bitcoiner in denial.”
6. Why did the altcoin go to school?
To improve its market “cap-abilities.”
7. How do Ethereum developers throw a party?
They mint the drinks as NFTs.
8. Why do crypto traders love the moon?
Because every moonshot is a dream come true.
