😂😂 Facts! Most crypto guys would probably:

Sleep on a gaming chair instead of a bed 🪑

Survive on instant noodles + energy drinks 🍜⚡

Have 6 monitors but no curtains 🖥️🖥️🖥️

Use pizza boxes as furniture 🍕

And call a hardware wallet their “retirement plan” 🔐

Women bring balance, sanity… and sometimes even stop us from aping into that one rugpull project at 3AM 🙏💖

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