📰 According to Kalshi, there is a 56% chance that the U.S. government will shut down this year.
💥 In crypto language:
Uncle Sam is about to rug-pull his own government.
TradFi: "Everything is gone!"
Crypto degens: "Shutdown = more time for memecoins 🚀"
👀 Chuck Schumer: "Include healthcare or the budget will sink."
While Congress is playing chicken game with the economy 🐔💸
🤡 Meme vibes:
Govt: "We are now decentralized."
Bitcoin: "I have been closing banks since 2009."
ETH: "More chaos = more burn 🔥"
Stablecoins: "Do you still trust? 😅"
⚡ Lesson:
When the government cannot guarantee, then blockchain is the real trust.