๐จ๐บ๐ธ ๐.๐. ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐? ๐จ
๐ฐ According to Kalshi prediction markets, thereโs now a 56% chance the U.S. government will shut down this year.
๐ฅ Translation for crypto folks:
Uncle Sam might rug the government.
TradFi bros: โWeโre doomed!โ
Crypto degens: โShutdown = more time to trade memecoins, letโs gooo! ๐โ
๐ Chuck Schumer out here like:
โInclude healthcare or we let it die.โ
Meanwhile, Congress playing chicken with the economyโฆ ๐๐ธ
๐คก ๐๐๐ฆ๐ ๐ฏ๐ข๐๐๐ฌ:
U.S. Gov: โWeโre decentralized now, good luck.โ
Bitcoin: โI donโt care, Iโve been shutting down banks since 2009.โ
ETH: โLFG, more chaos = more transactions = more burn ๐ฅโ
Stablecoins: โYou still trust me, right? ๐ โ
โก ๐๐จ๐ซ๐๐ฅ ๐จ๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐ฌ๐ญ๐จ๐ซ๐ฒ:
When the government canโt guarantee uptime, maybe itโs time to trust blockchains that donโt go offline.
