BNB just surpassed $1000, and I swear my brain is melting. 🚀🔥

🔹The haters said it was impossible.

🔹The boomers said it was a scam.

🔹My uncle told me to "buy a house" instead.

🔹The joke's on them, I just bought the metaphorical penthouse on the blockchain.

🔹This is not financial advice, but if you are still waiting for a "crash"… guess what, the crash was yesterday, fam. 🫠

🔹Diamond hands pay rent in prestige, and I'm living rent-free in the minds of every doubter now.

🔹Welcome to the four-digit BNB club.