😂 *Crypto Investor Logic 101*

• 🧠 *Normal people save for:*

- 🍔 Groceries

- 🏠 Rent

- 🏥 Health

• 🤡 *Crypto investors save for:*

- 📱 The newest iPhone

- 🎧 Fancy gadgets

- 💸 Tools to lose money *faster*

• “Why survive when you can get liquidated in 4K Ultra HD?” 📉⚡

• 📲 Watching trades crash in *style* > paying bills

• 💔 Painful, yet totally relatable for every degen trader

#AltcoinSeasonComing #CryptoNews #MarketSentimentToday #DegenLife