Title: Shib Inu
Tom invested in Shib Inu coin and told his dog, “When it hits $1, we’re buying a mansion!” His Shiba just sneezed. Days turned into years—still no mansion. One day, the coin jumped… to $0.000099! Tom danced, Shiba farted, and both celebrated like millionaires. Love, delusion, and dog farts—the true crypto journey to $1 (maybe).
