#ETH If I were Eferium, my life would consist solely of crypto riddles and memes about soaring prices. Every morning I would wake up with the thought: "Is today the day I finally become a millionaire?". But then I would check my wallet and think: "Well, okay, let's try again tomorrow".

I would spend my days waiting for the "next pump", watching the charts like a shaman reading tea leaves. All my conversations would revolve around discussing hash rates, mining, and mysterious meme cryptocurrencies like Dogecoin, which will one day become the new Bitcoin, of course!

Every time friends would ask what I do, I would smile mysteriously and reply: "Oh, nothing special, just creating a new financial system for the world... Or playing at online casinos". And then I would add in a whisper: "But I promise, soon I'll buy a yacht!"