🎭 A Day in the Life of a Crypto Scammer =))))
Cre: @vyhoangeth (on x)
06:00 AM – Check Telegram
Scroll through some “Alpha Leak” groups, still no one has sniffed out my scam wallet. Breathe a sigh of relief, go make coffee.
08:00 AM – Birth 3 new coins:
• $HUGEMOON
• $SHIBAinGTA6
• $NOTASCAM
Clone the AI code, tweak a few lines for appearance, and have Midjourney draw a meme dog in an astronaut suit for the logo. Done in 15’.
09:00 AM – Stealth launch
Clone Twitter account post:
“Raised $1M private, team based, liquidity locked 🔒.”
(Locked for only 30 minutes, who has time to read thoroughly anyway 🤣).
10:30 AM – TikTok campaign
Hire 3 TikTokers:
“Bro, low cap gem just dropped, NFA but I’m all-in.”
Caption: #crypto #moon #viral #early.
11:45 AM – Deal with KOL
Send $2K USDT to a “Web3 influencer” with real followers but a fake brain.
Tweet: “Early access $NOTASCAM. 100x incoming 🚀.”
Gift an NFT profile picture to make it look dedicated.
14:00 PM – Add liquidity
Throw $500 into the pool, clone a Pepe website but change it to purple. Add the line “audit pending” below.
16:00 PM – Twitter Space AMA
Fake an Indian-American accent:
“We’re for the community. Devs doxxed. Tokenomics fair – 93% supply for marketing.”
18:00 PM – Pump 🚀
FOMO kicks in, chart triples. Spam in the group:
“Next stop 0.01$ then Lambo guys!”
20:00 PM – Rug time 🏃♂️
Withdraw liquidity, delete Telegram, Twitter update:
“Project over. Thanks for exit liquidity.”
21:00 PM – Drinking
A friend asks: “Are you trading coins?”
Me: “No, I created that coin.” 🍻
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❗Note for the newbies:
If you encounter a project that:
• Meme coin hype is too much
• Doxx feels slippery
• Tokenomics are unreasonable, with marketing taking up 80-90%
• Website is an obvious clone template
• Audit “coming soon” that never arrives
👉 Then remember… maybe the scammer has been up since 6 AM preparing for tonight’s rug pull. 😈
Here you go, save this quickly to learn
