🇺🇦 Ukrainian crypto is waiting for the celebration... with a tax calculator in hand!

The Parliament has finally decided to consider the law on the legalization of the crypto market on September 2, 2025. Sounds nice, but in practice this means:

• a 10% tax for everyone holding crypto;

• state 'billions' in the budget (that is, your money);

• who will control it — the NBU, the National Commission, or the Ministry of Digital Transformation — is the mystery of the year.

Now you can officially 'play' in the market, but under supervision, like a student during an exam. Sarcasm? Yes, now even your crypto wallet is state property in potential billions.

💥 P.S. Get your calculators ready and laughter through tears, crypto-Ukraine!