*📈 When Powell Turns Dovish and BTC Goes 🚀**
1️⃣ Powell: *“Rate cuts possible.”* BTC traders: *“Did he just… print magic words?”*
2️⃣ BTC jumps \$1K in 10 mins → *Me refreshing Binance nonstop*
3️⃣ *“I’ll wait for a dip.”* Dip: *“LOL nope.”*
4️⃣ Chart breaks \$116K → *Twitter:* *“We’re so back!”*
5️⃣ Me calculating: *Kidney = 0.003 BTC maybe?*
6️⃣ Bear in comments: *“Dead cat bounce”* BTC: *“+ \$2K, hold my beer.”*
7️⃣ Long at \$120K → Flash crash to \$118K: *“Nice entry bro.”*
8️⃣ Sees \$200K headline → *“Honey, where’s the mortgage paper?”*
9️⃣ Powell = MVP of this bull run.
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**✅ Trend Check:**
✔ BTC holding **above \$114K**
✔ Targeting **\$116K → \$120K** if momentum continues
✔ Powell just made crypto the main character again
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**Powell whispers “rate cuts,” and BTC turns into Sonic the Hedgehog.**
Traders: *“Just one more entry… oh no… oh yes… oh no again.”* 😂
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