🚨 Breaking News: The Battle of “Trash Coins” 🍟 vs. “Superior Chains” 🔗
Someone just dropped the classic line: “XRP is trash, obsolete, never adopted. Chainlink is superior!!” 😤
Cool story, bro. But let’s be real — if XRP is “trash,” then why do whales keep moving 100M bags like it’s pocket lint? 🐳 And if Chainlink is so superior, why does it sound like you’re trying to convince yourself at 3AM with a cold pizza in hand? 🍕
📊 Fun fact: XRP moves billions in seconds while some are still waiting for their DeFi transaction to confirm before their coffee gets cold. ☕ Meanwhile, Chainlink fans scream “superior tech!” louder than my grandma when she loses at Candy Crush.
At $2.90, skeptics laugh. At $10? They cry. At $100? They’ll be applying for jobs at Ripple HQ asking if extra ketchup costs $1. 🍔
👉 So, XRP “trash”? Or the garbage truck that ends up carrying the world’s payments? 🚛💸