๐Ÿช™ 1. Market Jitters

๐Ÿ”ป $BTC dips to $112K

โšก $ETH near $4.2K

๐Ÿ”’ $XRP stuck around $2.9

๐Ÿ‘€ All eyes on Fedโ€™s Jackson Hole symposium!

๐Ÿ’ฐ 2. Stolen ETH in Gov Wallet

๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ U.S. Gov wallet now holds 65K+ ETH (~$281M)

๐Ÿ”ฅ Latest move: 76.5 ETH (~$332K) added from Uranium hack funds.

๐Ÿ“ˆ 3. CeFi Tokens Pump

๐Ÿ’น BTC rebounds to $114K

๐Ÿ’Ž ETH jumps 4%+ โ†’ $4.3K

๐Ÿš€ OKB up 49% (BNB, BGB, GT also flying)

๐Ÿข Mantle slips -5%

๐ŸŽค 4. Kanyeโ€™s Memecoin Drama

๐Ÿ˜ฑ Ye launches YZY token

๐Ÿ’ฅ Hits $3B market cap, then crashes 66%

โš–๏ธ Regulators circling after insider activity ๐Ÿ‘€

โœจ Takeaway:

๐Ÿ“Š Macro (Fed) still controls the vibes.

๐Ÿ” On-chain hacks remind us of security risks.

๐Ÿš€ CeFi tokens shining.

๐ŸŽญ Celebrity coins = fun, risky, and super volatile.