You enter a coin, it dumps. 📉
You skip that coin, it pumps. 📈
You set stop loss, the coin wicks you out then moons. 🌙
You don’t set stop loss, the coin drags you straight to hell. 🔥
You take profit early, that coin keeps flying. 🚀
You hold too long, it crashes harder than your Wi-Fi in a Zoom call. 💔
And every time you say “last coin of the day” … you’re still awake at 3 AM stalking charts like a toxic ex. 💀
