Just used Chainbase to track NFT whale transfers, it's more addictive than eating sunflower seeds! Yesterday while indexing multi-chain data, it was whoosh whoosh whoosh — the gas fees aren't even worth as much as cilantro 🌿. Previously, checking transactions felt like waiting in line for a restroom at a comic convention, but now it's like driving a J-20 jet to speed through data 🛸.

However, the KYC process for staking $C is thicker than my graduation thesis 😇. Node instability has delays comparable to a snail's pace when a snail noodle delivery rider falls into a river! But governance voting is more satisfying than popping bubble wrap, and real-time tracing feels like giving smart contracts titanium alloy X-ray vision 🔩.

Now earning data miner rewards feels like picking up LEGO in the metaverse! By the way... is anyone forming a team to take the indexer qualification exam? @Chainbase Official #chainbase $C