You buy → it dumps. 📉😭

You wait → it pumps. 📈🤡

Set a stop loss → gets wicked by 0.01%, then moons. 🎯🚀

Skip stop loss → straight express ticket to hell. 🔥😈

Take profit early → it keeps flying without you. 🕊️💸

Hold too long → it crashes harder than your Wi-Fi mid-Zoom. 📡💥

And that “last trade of the day”?

Yeah… it’s 3 AM and you’re still staring at charts like your toxic ex. 👀💀📊