You open a trade โ€” it dumps. You stay out โ€” it pumps. ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ“ˆ

You set a stop loss โ€” it hits by 0.01%โ€ฆ then moons.

No stop loss? The coin dives straight to hell. ๐Ÿ”ฅ

Take profits early? It keeps flying. ๐Ÿš€

Hold too long? Crash city โ€” like your Wi-Fi during a Zoom call.

And every time you say, โ€œlast trade of the dayโ€โ€ฆ somehow itโ€™s 3 AM and youโ€™re still glued to the charts like a toxic ex. ๐Ÿ’€