You open a trade, it drops. You don't trade, it rises. 📉📈
You set a stop loss, it reaches 0.01% and then skyrockets.
You don't set a stop loss, the coin decides to visit hell. 🔥
You take your profits too early, it keeps rising. 🚀
You hold on too long, it collapses like your Wi-Fi during Zoom.
And every time you say "last trade of the day" … you’re still awake at 3 a.m. staring at charts like a toxic ex. 💀