💸 Everyone: “Crypto is risky.”
Me: Still holding coins I bought at the top like they’re rare Pokémon cards. 🫠✨
Haters: “It’s a scam.”
Also haters: secretly Googling ‘how to buy Bitcoin’ at 3AM. 👀
🚀 Remember: In crypto, patience is a strategy, and memes are an asset class.
