🚨 HOT NEWS: Bitcoin is again "dancing naked" down to $113K! 💃
Welcome everyone to this "interesting" Wednesday! 😅
🔥 Drama of the day:
Bitcoin is determined to cosplay as a waterfall, plunging straight down to $113K as if someone shouted "FIRE SALE!"
Altcoins are... well... they are competing to see who falls faster 🎢
Market sentiment index: 44 points - meaning from "greed" it has shifted to "fear". Are you ready to eat instant noodles? 🍜
🎪 Political circus:
President Trump is still tirelessly "pushing the chair" of the Fed chair: "Hey, lower the interest rates!" Just like when we text "Is there a sale, boss?" 😂
💸 ETF Drama Queens:
$BTC ETF: -523M (Fidelity leads the sell-off team -246M, BlackRock is chilling like a statue)
$ETH ETF: -$422M (3 consecutive red sessions - are we exercising or what?)
$SOL ETF: No trades recorded (maybe napping) 😴
🎉 Good news amidst the bad news:
The SEC just said: "Actually, only a few tokens are considered securities!" (Yeah, now they say it 🙄)
Wyoming launches FRNT stablecoin - the first "made in USA" stablecoin officially announced 👍
SoFi will use Bitcoin for international money transfers ⚡
🐋 Whale update:
Sharplink is still accumulating ETH like collecting rice paper - 143,593 ETH this week, totaling 740K ETH (~$3.2B). People are accumulating, and I... accumulate my mood 🥲
Conclusion: The market is having a strong "sale off", make sure to check your account and... your heart rate! 💊
P/S: Remember to DCA and don't forget to eat rice! The market will turn green again... hopefully... fingers crossed 🤞
