EU leaders hurried to Washington, only to pack into the Oval Office like it was a schoolroom.

Social media couldn’t resist:

“Diplomatic mission or class field trip?”

“Crossed the Atlantic just to jot down notes.”

“The ‘world’s strongest union’ lined up for extra credit.”

While the cameras thrive on staged optics, the markets move on real signals. True influence plays out on the charts, not in photo ops.

So, is this genuine diplomacy — or just political theater?

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