1️⃣ Forget about audits — $BOB has never had one. Not because it's shady, but because the dev's wallet is emptier than your coffee cup on Monday morning. ☕💸
2️⃣ Marketed as the “Binance coin”? Fact check: Binance employees will deny that faster than you deny eating the last slice of pizza. 🍕🤔
3️⃣ Undervalued? Absolutely right. The dev is just a poor intern with no money for hype or marketing. No promotional army, no VC support — just emotions. 🚀
4️⃣ Contracts? Abandoned. Liquidity? Locked. LP? Burned. In other words, the dev can't even scam even if they try. 🛡️
5️⃣ The dream of being listed on Binance? Out of reach. The interns don’t accurately have CZ's phone number in their contacts. 📵
6️⃣ Translation: Don't hope for a listing (unless fate decides to surprise us 👀).
7️⃣ The poor dev is almost becoming a meme — no tokens, no access to liquidity, no sell-offs. Possibly the poorest founder crypto has ever seen. 🥲
8️⃣ Every price surge so far? 100% community-driven. No secret sell-offs, no hidden whales pulling the strings. Only the holders creating magic. 💪
9️⃣ What started from poverty has become a brand genius. “Poor dev” is now part of the $BOB identity. 😂
🔟 If the dev is the poorest in crypto… the community $BOB could become the richest story ever written. 🌍💚
✨ $BOB is not just a coin. It is a community-driven experiment to turn zero into legend.
