My crypto portfolio chart: looks like a rollercoaster designed by a toddler on espresso. 🎢 Me, every single day: trying to HODL on like my life (and future Lambo) depends on it, even when the FUD waves hit hardest. 🌊

Who else feels like they're physically clinging to their assets when things get rocky? 😂 Stay strong, fellow degens! 💪