Me, meticulously polishing my spacesuit and packing dehydrated ramen for the 'To The Moon' journey... 🚀🍜

Meanwhile, my crypto portfolio is still stuck in the launchpad's parking lot, just politely idling.

Wen lambo? Wen asteroid mining? Wen just *any* kind of movement?! The anticipation is real (and slightly dusty). 😂