If you survived:

- The Covid crash
- The Luna crash
- The Celsius collapse
- The USDC & USDT depegs
- The FTX collapse
- The Binance/BNB FUD
- The bear market
- Operation Chokepoint
- The German selloff
- The Black Monday of August 5
- War & recession fears
- Tariff Wars

You deserve to witness a face-melting altcoin season that retires your bloodline.