If you survived:

- The Covid crash

- The Luna crash

- The Celsius collapse

- The USDC & USDT depegs

- The FTX collapse

- The Binance/BNB FUD

- The bear market

- Operation Chokepoint

- The German selloff

- The Black Monday of August 5

- War & recession fears

- Tariff Wars

You deserve to witness a face-melting altcoin season that retires your bloodline.