👩: “Honey, can you hold the baby for a minute?”
🧑💻: “In a sec babe, BTC just hit $889,969… ETH is moonwalking… XRP’s alive… I can almost hear the yacht engine starting.”
📈 A crypto guy’s simple wish:
❤️ Family by my side
💚 Portfolio in the green
💎 Bags going parabolic
