$BANANAS31 Hello dosto,
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Pehla kaam jo kiya — socha ke wo Discover tab band kar doon. Lekin… ho nahi sakta.
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(haan, wohi asli Bananas31)
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Developers? Shayad imaginary.
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Mujhe pata hai aap soch rahe ho:
"Kya ye scam hai?"
Aur mera jawab: Fark padta hai?
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Meri private financial advice:
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Ya to hum chaand pe honge…
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📊 Data ignore karo.
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Kal subah tum crore-pati uthoge…
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