Family! It seems I've found the most stable "passive income" in the crypto world — the Solayer protocol! This thing has turned my SOL into a "blockchain ride-hailing service," making money 24/7, even more tirelessly than my cousin working 996 at a big internet company!

Last week I staked 50 SOL, wow! The annualized return shot up to 15%, which calculates to a daily net gain equivalent to two cups of milk tea. The best part is it’s so simple to operate it makes me want to cry, easier than teaching my grandma to use WeChat video:

Step 1: Connect your wallet (faster than calling Didi)

Step 2: Enter the staking amount (simpler than ordering takeout)

Step 3: Lie back and collect money (this is my forte)

Solayer’s "smart scheduling system" is simply amazing:

In a bull market, it automatically upgrades to "luxury models" (increases returns)

In a bear market, it switches to "energy-saving mode" (ensures capital preservation)

My SOL is now like a diligent driver, tirelessly making money for me!

However, there are some painful downsides:

When the Solana network gets congested, earnings get delayed (drives my OCD crazy)

Thinking of getting rich from this? You might as well buy a lottery ticket instead

Now I see any number and think it can be staked (even the number on the weight scale doesn't escape)

[Interaction] Where is your SOL "hailing rides"? Come and compete to see whose "driver" is the most hardworking! @Solayer #BuiltonSolayerLAYER $LAYER