"The Cauliflower King of Crypto" 🥦💹
Meet Bashir, the proud vegetable seller.
Every morning he would yell: "Fresh gobi! Fresh gobi!" so loud that even the birds woke up. 🐦😆
One day, a techie customer told him:
"Bhai, you sell gobi so cheap… invest in crypto, you’ll be rich!"
Bashir thought crypto was a new type of cauliflower variety. 😂
He opened a trading app, saw green candles, and shouted:
"Wah! This market is more fresh than my sabzi!" 🥦📈
Now, instead of weighing vegetables, he weighs profits.
But sometimes, when the market dips, he sits in the corner crying:
"I miss my gobi… at least gobi never dumped me like this." 🥲💔
Moral: Whether it’s vegetables or virtual coins—
Always keep your basket full and your patience fresh! 💪
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