It’s that time again... when *everyone suddenly becomes a crypto genius overnight* 🤓💰

Your barber? Now a *Crypto King* 👑

Your neighbor? Dropping *"guaranteed 100x"* signals 📈📱

Your cousin? Just turned into a *blockchain guru* after watching one YouTube video 🧙‍♂️📹

Even your dog might start shilling memecoins 🐶📉

The *seasonal frogs* 🐸 are out in full force, selling trade signals like they’re the next Satoshi 😂

Every chart is going *“parabolic”*, every coin is the *next Bitcoin*, and if you’re not bullish, you’re “fudding” 😤🚀

Enjoy the chaos while it lasts...

Because when the market sneezes, they’ll all vanish like they never knew what “DeFi” stood for 😅💨

#CryptoSeason #BullRunVibes #BRITNEYSAlpha #FrogMarket 🐸📊💎