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401(K) dives into the crypto world! Trump's move is getting senior funds to play excitingly
Trump signed an executive order allowing America's 401(K) retirement funds to invest in cryptocurrencies—it sounds like a nursing home issuing a machine gun.
The past retirement fund mix was all bonds and index funds, as stable as a nursing home dinner menu. Now directly adding Bitcoin and ETH, this rhythm is like adding chili powder to senior accounts.
