Take a good look later

Damn! Do they really dare to do this? Trump signed a piece of scrap paper with a flourish, and the retirement savings that ordinary Americans have saved up for a lifetime — that little 401(k) treasure chest — is now wide open with a loud bang! What can we stuff in there? Private equity? Those capital manipulators who devour without spitting out bones? Real estate? The kind of bubble that will crash and leave you with no place to cry? The most outrageous is cryptocurrency! That Bitcoin roller coaster can shake out your overnight meal! Is this what they call 'broadening investment options'? Nonsense! This is feeding the vultures of Wall Street! $12 trillion! The hard-earned retirement money of the people is about to become the fat meat on the chopping block for these financial giants! A shocking gamble that stakes the stability of ordinary people's old age, and Trump has decided to go all in right from the start!