Trump drops the executive order hammer and suddenly your 401(k) can moon with Bitcoin. Trillions in boomer wealth now has official permission to FOMO into crypto - Wall Street's worst nightmare just became reality.
• Financial advisors scrambling to explain Bitcoin to clients who still fax their trade requests
• BlackRock interns furiously updating those "Digital Assets for Seniors" PowerPoints
• Every crypto skeptic now forced to argue with retirement portfolio instead of trolls
So... who's actually allocating 5%? 10%? Or are we all pretending we wouldn't have ape'd into BTC at $20K if our retirement was on the line?
The institutional floodgates just got kicked wide open. Your move, traditional finance.