Analyst: “This breakout pattern looks bullish.”
Chart: 📉
Me: sacrifices three chicken nuggets to the crypto gods.
Even ChatGPT be like:
🪄 “According to moon cycles, Fibonacci lines, and Elon’s mood swings… XRP might pump or dump.”
We don’t trade anymore.
We manifest.
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