Analyst: “This breakout pattern looks bullish.”

Chart: 📉

Me: sacrifices three chicken nuggets to the crypto gods.

Even ChatGPT be like:

🪄 “According to moon cycles, Fibonacci lines, and Elon’s mood swings… XRP might pump or dump.”

We don’t trade anymore.

We manifest.

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