๐ Wojak checks chart:
"Bro, why is $DOGE not moving?"
๐ธ Pepe sipping tea:
"Because it's loading... then nuking... then mooning. Repeat cycle."
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๐ Meme Coin Market Today:
๐ธ $PEPE: โStill here. Still trolling. Still pumping.โ +7%
๐ $FLOKI: โBarking at resistanceโ ๐
๐คก $ZOOMER: New kid, same rug potential. But TikTok says moon. ๐
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๐ง Meme Coin Trading Strategy:
1. Scroll Twitter
2. See frog
3. Buy frog
4. Pray ๐
5. Blame Elon
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Risk Management?
Never heard of her ๐