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《When I Treat Bubblemaps as a "Crypto Circle CT Machine", I Actually Scanned Out the Project Team's "Fatty Liver"!》
Family, who understands! Recently, I discovered a tool that is even more hardcore than on-chain detectives—Bubblemaps, this "Blockchain Health Check Center", directly slapped the project team's "Health Report" on my face!
💥 Real Usage Shock: Last week I saw a new project claiming to be "completely decentralized" with promotional images more exquisite than an Apple launch event. As a result, using Bubblemaps to check:
• The top 10 addresses hold 98% (what happened to community governance?)
• 5 "retail wallets" turned out to be conjoined twins born from the same IP
• The project team's wallet cleared out and ran away on the day of token issuance (this speed is faster than my ex-girlfriend breaking up with me)
🕵♂ Detective Toolkit:
Token distribution heatmap: The dealer's wallet shines like a nightclub neon light
Transaction path tracking: The flow of funds is as clear as kindergarten doodles
Cluster analysis function: The insider trading network is clearer than my family tree
【Sharp Comments】
✅ On-chain data is exposed, the dealer's underwear is fully exposed
✅ Using BMT token feels like opening the third eye, the more you check the more addicted you become
❌ Easy to develop "Suspicious Chain" PTSD (everyone looks like a scammer)
❌ From now on, lose the joy of "blindly rushing into trash coins" (but kept the principal)
🎭 Magical Comparison:
Ordinary retail investors: Read the white paper and do reading comprehension
BMT players: Directly give the project team a colonoscopy
Project team: Please don’t scan anymore, leave me some retail investors!
Brothers come to solve the case:
→ What’s the most ridiculous operation you've caught using Bubblemaps?
→ Come show the most "skeletal" token distribution map you've seen!
@Bubblemaps.io
$BMT
#bubblemaps
Family, who understands! Recently, I discovered a tool that is even more hardcore than on-chain detectives—Bubblemaps, this "Blockchain Health Check Center", directly slapped the project team's "Health Report" on my face!
💥 Real Usage Shock: Last week I saw a new project claiming to be "completely decentralized" with promotional images more exquisite than an Apple launch event. As a result, using Bubblemaps to check:
• The top 10 addresses hold 98% (what happened to community governance?)
• 5 "retail wallets" turned out to be conjoined twins born from the same IP
• The project team's wallet cleared out and ran away on the day of token issuance (this speed is faster than my ex-girlfriend breaking up with me)
🕵♂ Detective Toolkit:
Token distribution heatmap: The dealer's wallet shines like a nightclub neon light
Transaction path tracking: The flow of funds is as clear as kindergarten doodles
Cluster analysis function: The insider trading network is clearer than my family tree
【Sharp Comments】
✅ On-chain data is exposed, the dealer's underwear is fully exposed
✅ Using BMT token feels like opening the third eye, the more you check the more addicted you become
❌ Easy to develop "Suspicious Chain" PTSD (everyone looks like a scammer)
❌ From now on, lose the joy of "blindly rushing into trash coins" (but kept the principal)
🎭 Magical Comparison:
Ordinary retail investors: Read the white paper and do reading comprehension
BMT players: Directly give the project team a colonoscopy
Project team: Please don’t scan anymore, leave me some retail investors!
Brothers come to solve the case:
→ What’s the most ridiculous operation you've caught using Bubblemaps?
→ Come show the most "skeletal" token distribution map you've seen!
@Bubblemaps.io
$BMT
#bubblemaps
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