🛏️ Me: Sleeping like a billionaire
📈 Binance: “Market is up 3%, you missed the pump!”
😴 Me: “And I missed the dump too. Balance, my friend.”
💸 Traders: Holding bags of losses
💤 Me: Hugging my pillows
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