Ah yes, the classic ‘throw spare change at a meme coin and pray it moons’ strategy. Because nothing says ‘financial genius’ like betting your life savings on a frog-themed crypto $PEPE hitting $1—a price target so delusional it makes unicorns look realistic. But hey, don’t let math, supply, or basic economics stop you! After all, ‘almost nothing’ is also what your investment might be worth soon. �🚀 (That’s a dumpster, not a rocket.)
This is gambling, not investing. Proceed with caution—or better yet, a therapist.
