#BTCReserveStrategy 🏦 : Boardroom Edition

CEO: „Team, how do we protect the treasury against the recession?“

CTO: „Gold, bonds, luxury stocks—“

Our crypto intern: „BTC. DCA. HODL. Let me show you the chart...“ 😎

Why it works👇

✓ No meetings: Automate on Binance and forget about FUD

✓ Immune to inflation: The Fed prints, you sleep 💤

✓ Guaranteed promotion: When „digital gold” becomes „CEO’s new Lambo” 🚘

PS: Your portfolio doesn’t need shirts on the path. Just a plan.