Ah, \$TREE

— the so-called ‘giant in hibernation’ that’s just been sitting there while you hope it suddenly does a \$BANANAS31 and skyrocket overnight. The pitch basically boils down to: ‘It hasn’t moved yet, but trust me, it might explode… or completely tank and drain you dry.’ And of course, there’s the fine print: ‘Don’t go all-in!’ (Translation: I’m not to blame when this ‘chance-driven token’ turns your holdings into garden mulch.) 🌳💸🔥