😂 A Day in the Life of a Crypto Trader
📲 Wake up → Check Binance
📉 Portfolio: -70%
🧠 Mind: “This is just a healthy correction...”
💪 Heart: “Stay strong. HODL. We’ll make it!”
🥶 Fridge check → Only cold air left
😓 Partner: “Since you started crypto, fine dining stopped. Loan payments started.”
📞 Mom: “When will you get a real job?”
🧘♂️Me: “Mom… I’m building on the Blockchain.”
⚰️ Crypto only has two endings:
1️⃣ Lamborghini
2️⃣ Or sitting at a coffee shop using free WiFi to refresh Binance
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