August started off cheerfully: the market crash as it is
August 1, 9:01 AM.
Trump stepped out with a coffee in hand and said:
"How about we make tariffs even higher!"
— "Let’s do it!" 😂
And then everything spiraled like a snowball from the top of Wall Street:
— Dow Jones is down -500,
— Nasdaq is in shock, as if it saw the bill 😄,
— S&P is running down without looking back, forgetting the parachute 🎢
🌍 World reaction:
Japan:
"Are you kidding me?! And without me??" 😂😂
Sensex in India: -600 points.
EU: - "We were just starting to recover!"
👷♂️ And a bit more fun:
73,000 new jobs instead of the expected 200,000?
That's throwing a party that only your buddy showed up to 🤣
😅 Don't panic!
No need to get nervous like a boy who just saw the girl of his dreams — and forgot his mom's name 😂
The market always turns around. Just sometimes it does so with a bang and through the bottom 😎
Have you already hit the bottom?
Or are you lying on it, basking in the rain of red graphs? 😂📉
Comment below 👇
